You Stumbled Upon It

Land Description

You stumbled upon the singularly ugliest lot in Central Florida. Oh, my dear friends, have you stumbled upon the grand treasure, the epitome of aesthetic disaster in Florida? Brace yourselves, for I present to you the crowned jewel of ugliness.

Behold, this enchanting piece of land, quite literally the worst lot you'll find in the entire state. The seller, bless their misguided soul, had dreams of frolicking with the grandkids, playing catch, throwing frisbees, and teaching them the art of kite flying. Alas, their dreams were crushed by an army of towering trees. Can you hear the call of adventure, my brave souls? It's time to channel your inner lumberjack and bring forth the chainsaw, fuel, and sharpening file. This is your moment to shine, to conquer the forest and claim victory over the mighty trees.

But hold on, my fellow adventurers, the journey doesn't end there. You see, even though the street upfront is paved and seemingly welcoming, the roots beneath the surface are no joke. If you dare to challenge them, be prepared to summon the power of a mighty 4x4 truck, for it will take all your strength to pull those stubborn roots from the earth.

And what about those rainy season floods? Ah, the whims of Mother Nature are not on your side, my friends. This land sits high and mighty above the Fema flood zones, leaving you with a dry and disappointing clean-up of tree trimmings. Oh, the woes of a land untouched by moving water.

Now, let's talk about the trees. If you have an undying love for those leafy giants, then rejoice, for this property has them in abundance. Picture yourself surrounded by a forest that stretches as far as the eye can see, engulfing your one-third-acre kingdom. If you ever wanted to get cozy with trees, my friends, this is the place for you.

But fear not, for amidst the wildness, there is a glimmer of civilization. Electricity graces the property line, waiting for a connection that will never be. Ah, the irony of having power but no house to bring it to life. It's a tragic tale of unrequited energy.

Oh, you crave the company of fellow human beings and the hustle and bustle of crowded restaurants? Well, my friends, prepare for disappointment. Orlando, the land of enchantment, is over an hour away from this forsaken spot. So, if you desire the liveliness of the city, pack your patience and embark on a lengthy journey.

And let's not forget the fishing enthusiasts among us. The dream of casting your line and reeling in a big one is shattered, for the nearest boat ramp taunts you from a mere 10 minutes away. As for the beach, the salty waves beckon from a distant half-hour drive. Oh, the trials and tribulations of the avid angler.

But fret not, my brave souls seeking unique opportunities, for this land holds a secret. If you've ever dreamed of staging a post-apocalyptic zombie movie, look no further. The ambiance of this neighborhood screams "nature has reclaimed." It's a picturesque setting for your undead adventures, a canvas waiting for your creative genius.

And what more can be said about this one-of-a-kind opportunity? Well, my friends, it's not in a flood zone, and a clear title shall be bestowed upon you. So, take a leap of faith, embrace the quirks and shortcomings, and make this land your own, call me today.

I hope I've illuminated the path to this extraordinary land of peculiar possibilities.

Discounted Cash Price: Financing possible with 25% Down.

Address: 2021 NW Buena Vista RD Dunnellon

County: Marion County, Florida

Subdivision: Rainbow Lakes Estates Small

Lot number: Lot 1